Saturday, May 26, 2007

FATHER -DAUGHTER TEXT HUMOR

This was too funny I had to post it. This was a text message exchange between my dad and my sister. My sister is stuck in Asaba, Delta State doing her NYSC. She was posted to the Ministry of Works and Mines and you all know how 'ministry work' tends to be like in our dear country.

Onyenachi: Fada! Just incase u haven't noticed, i have been sending texts to you because I don't have much credit to call. As the case may be, your daughter is low on cash. Moreover as a fellow 'civil servant', government has not paid us. They say they will pay at the beginning of June. Besides I am tired of this place. They are wasting time and money posting me here because I do absolutely nothing all day except smile... more like hiss and roll my eyes at people.

DAD: Onyi, thanks for ALL the mails. Well...our own month is 40 days but I will see what I can do to save you from starvation. But for now DRINK WATER. God Bless.

21 comments:

Chxta said...

Ya papa harsh o...:D

Shola said...

Drink Water! So funny, I wonder why they still bother with NYSC, mind you I enjoyed mine in the 80's.

Shola

Justme said...

Lol, sounds like what my dad would do, then he'll send money later.

Unknown said...

ur papi is off d hook.water no get enemy jare.NYSC,hmmm ur sister would probably die of boredom than starvation,believe dat!

Admin UD said...

Oh dear, make una please try understand da poor gal nah. Well, i know ya Dad's probably joking.'smile'

Anywayz, am sorry for gatecrashing. The Nigerian Bloggers are doing a chain sumthn on the 29th on the just concluded and recent political events in 9ja.

Please, go to The Nigerian Proclamation to get more info.

Thank you!

Unknown said...

lol
let me go and read about UR ABUJA TRIP and NMA..

adefunke said...

Lol!

Miss Opeke said...

U Dad sure has a gud sense of humor...I love that...Thanks for sharing...

? said...

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See you shortly.

Unknown said...

Your father and your sister are hilarious!!

Big Sista - play ya part and bail her out small na? LOL!!

Anonymous said...

LOL

Adaure Achumba said...

I've sent her some credit but she'll be back in civilization for a month starting next week. lol

Unknown said...

It sounds like me and my father once upon a time.

Unknown said...

drink water? that's classic

Tinuke said...

Lol....

Anonymous said...

Totally Hilarious.Lol..and Lol again. Your dad is more humorous than they usually come.

Anu boy said...

Abeg ohhh... Make ya papa help my one and only true love ohhhh....
lol...

Anonymous said...

eagle's eye!!!!! u can assasinate sum1 with ur mouth ooo.which nonsense credit did u send me.isnt flashing u know how to do best. so dis is how u n ur pops snitch on me abi.i will deal with u both!!

omohemi Benson said...

lol, your dad is very funny.
I see humour runs in the family

Yaa said...

FUNNY!!!! Lol I am cracking upppp

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