Wednesday, January 09, 2013

FOREIGN ASSIGNMENT: VOUDOU FESTIVAL, OUIDAH BENIN REPUBLIC




EX-Boyfriends and Office Witches Beware, I'm About to Treat Your F*** Up!
Hurray! it is just the first week of the year and I am already heading out of the Lagos bureau. This has to be a good sign. Interestingly, I am off to cover the World Voudou Festival in next door Benin Republic. LOL! At first I was elated, because I have always had a fascination for tales and stories woven around African myths, folk lore, religions and heritage. However, Nigerians can be so 'christian' and from my sister, to my friends and my parents, they have more or less put fear into me. I had to respect myself and go to church to pray and seek the cover of the anointing. Abeg, I can't shout!
But I am having fun with this one. I am taking orders for Voudou things. If you want me to bring you back some Love Potion, Touch and Follow, Get Rich Spell, Hex on Ex-Lover and their new flame, Mumu Button for your Rich Boyfriend and Long hair Potion so you can stop spending all your money on Brazilian weave, you can email me for my bank account details. To all those ex-boyfriends and those office witches that were feeling too cool with themselves in the past, your f**k up is about to be treated. Watch your backs b*****s!!!!LOL

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