Thursday, March 09, 2006

ANTM MOVE OVER FOR NNTM

Nnenna Shines for Naija on Top Model, Neverland Ranch Shut Down



I don't need to say much on this subject. This girl is hot. Back in '01 it was the Agbani hair do, in '06 Nnenna is bringing 'Gorimapa' (bald) back in style. As in when last did an 'Ogo' (back-head) look so beautiful. Big Ups Sistuh girl....as we say 'umu-agboghobia Igbo n'amaralam mma', and that's a present-continuous-future tense. And to those in the 'american media' (very laughable) saying that Nnenna is a fake name, 'monica' or 'affection' or whureva you want call it. Biko don't just 'google that' , go and research that thing ma'friend. You'ld be surprised how many Mama Nnenna and Papa Nnenna there are. You will even find their brothers Nnanna and their junior sisters Nnenne, Nnenwa, Nnamio, Nneoma amongst all other Nnes. So watch it with the silly articles.

Anyway, this was the season that I auditioned for but it's ok, Nne is representing on my behalf. It's funny how things happen. In April when I went to Dallas for the call back Brooke (the girl with the big chin) and I were hanging out, she had her speed audition pass and I had mine and we were just gisting. I told my boyfriend at the time that this chick was definitely going to be on the show. As in initially when I left I was like darn it, she's such a nice gal I should have gotten her number or email because I know she would make it. Like Jonah sang in the whales stomach, this would be theIgbo tales by moon-light version, 'Oh no had I known'. It's all good in the hood. We shall all reach our immutable stars some day. But I have to say, somebody needs to cast me on a darned reality tv show; Flavor of Love excluded(by the way who watches that show. Hilarious. New York is 'ku-gini-krazy' and Hottie was psychotic.' By now I am sure ya'll heard Country Goldie Courtney went to Carolina, 0-2 representing, even though I am not sure why she went on the show) As I was saying Tyra, Ms. Jay and Mr. Jay need to come and discover me because AmericaNext Top Model is roasting in Santa Maria. I mean check out the potential. Bad Azz looking Serengeti Princess is about to attack like an Afro-Taliban ...and like Yetti would say 'WOOSSAAAHHH!!!!' Lol. Uburu-Ekwe (my village) peeps we fit make money o. That 'ama-konri' (paved road) is long over due.


Meanwhile back to my 'News-Van-Driving-April-O'neal-Ninja-Turtle-Paparazzi' life. Today was another interesting day. Yours truly broke a big scoop today. Got an anonymous call that the Labor commission had odered Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch to shut down. Let me first say that the day was just not going well because we had other brekaing news and no one to send. Anyways this information came in like around 11 A-M-ish and I got to making calls trying to confirm before getting every one excited. I called up the CBS guy to give him the tip and see if he knew anything. Calle my news director. This was their first time hearing it, so I knew I had anora scoop. This is the part I like, hustling to get it on as brekaing news, 'Steve-Daniels-Style'...Gotta love it. Anyways we got it on, reported it and then started gathering information. I mean even Smoking Gun and Drudge Report can't even claim to have this 4-1-1. I will be watching every network coverage carefully for anyone that says anything like 'exclusive'. As in I will get corporate to handle them. Having said that, you can't always be perfect in every situation, you will log heads with people and they will misunderstand you or misinterprete what you say. I am retracking every conversation I had and I don't know where in it the miscommunication came in. How one of my crews could leave with out a Live truck as instructed. That could have potentially destroyed all the good hard work. All I have to say is 'Satan You are a bloody lying bastardos.' Whatever goes on, be they attitudes, hissy-fits, eye-rolling, body-language, any-darn-negativity, I won't lose my religion. Everyday is 'Adaure' day. I'm made to shine and nothing can stop me. And so that concludes my very exciting day at work. NTA and CNN I hope you are paying attention, because my paparazzi-stock-o-meter mercury will soon burst out beyond your reach (and all the saints say a BIG AMMEEEENNNNNNN!!!!)

(Just refreshed google news and folks are still breaking this shall I say very old story on their websites, I'll be sleeping well tonight, hopefully tomorrow will just be a very normal day when I feel like i'm the black reincarnate of Marsha on Brady Bunch... you know how she was like 'Everytime Marsha, Marsha, Marsha...as in OMG 'Adaure, Adaure, Adaure' blows that record away. If I got a dollar for everytime my name's mentioned, I'ld be freaking Malibu Barbie in a pink CLK.)
Neverland Ranch Shut Down

10 comments:

SS said...

me and T have been laffing at that "gorimapa" statement for a minute! meanwhile, if reality show is really scratching your body like this, maybe you should fade back to gidi and participate in big brother...my sister is working on it, i can give you connects ;)

SS said...

meanwhile, where did you hear that they said this girl's name is fake? i've been combing the web (way to help me waste my time) for that info and nada....

Adaure said...

Lol SS..for real chick, have you ever seen Goripa looking this foine or even having the potential to become a fad in naija since the original Gorimapa on Village Headmaster. Anyway going back to Gidi is definitely still not out of the plan -- we go yarn about big-brother later. Meanwhile here is the link http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2006/02/americas_next_t.html

TaureanMinx said...

Congrats on yet anodaa scoop and here's to many more to come! Hear hear.

Miss Pearse said...

This babe,..I can tell yur having mad fun, Big ups.
O yeah, Goldie was actually in My Gen. Physics II class... I was totally shocked when I heard in the wind that she was on that mess of a show. I only tuned in cos of her, but when i saw there was tongue action going on with the dude, i swear I almost barfed.

Yetty said...

hahahaha Adaure na u biko lol! news reporter.. At least I have ur number I can testify that I know you. lol and ur ass better pick up when u see 305 or 561 lol later babz
Y-

Just Thinking Out Loud! said...

I hate the fact that they asked that girl to cut her hair. It's really annoying to me. It's the whole African misconception crap as usual. But hey...she's doing her thing well so far, regardless. Like they say, more grease to her elbows.

Calabar gal's pal said...

I'm glad you didn't exchange numbers with that big chinned Brooke afterall.
I can't stand racists- even worse her own type, undercover racism. She seemed all quiet and together until she told Nnenna to go back to Africa during their row. Perhaps she doesn't realise that Nnenna was born in America just like herself, and therefore has as much right to be there as herself; i wonder why Nnenna kept quiet about that. I was born in England, and i'm just waiting for the day any racist would tell me to go back to Africa...

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