Wednesday, July 05, 2006

SEVEN MISSILE KWA....

See How People Look For Trouble

Kontri People make una see me see wahala. Shey you people are seeing how people look for trouble any how. So North Korea decided to test missiles yesterday. Why did they choose to do it on America's Independence day and after the Shuttle launch. What is the meaning of that? That is like the girl who stole my boyfriend coming to my face and waving the diamond ring in my face and expecting me not to bite off her finger. The other thing is that they didn't just launch one or two, but SEVEN. A whole seven missiles. That is a pure declaration of outright aggression if not war. And the funny thing, which is not very funny if you think about it is the fact that I live 15-20 minutes away from their number one target. Vandenberg Airforce base is where the interceptor missile is based, so whenever North Korea is ready, that's the place they will take out first. Hopefully they will not launch some Hiroshima, Nagasaki or Kawasaki type bomb that will clean from here to LA. If that is the case ya'll, I am a goner o. Tell my people to go and cash the money in my account at Bank of America and use it to give offering at church.
But I wonder why they are looking for trouble like this? Has Osama sent them? When America lands with their 'Shock and Awe' arsenal now, people will start crying 'oh america is this, america is that...blah blah blah'. As the dancers in the Things Fall Apart movie were singing 'Onye apala nwa agu aka n'odu, m'odi ndu, m'onwuru anwu' meaning, "don't touch the tail or a lion whether it is dead or alive'. Especially when that lion is George Bush, ya'll know he will not hesitate to anhialate North Korea. Left for the guy Aghanistan and Iraq would be off the map, but for politics. Anyways I just said let me just let ya'll know the ramafications of these missile launching for me. This might be an incentive to findmy square root sooner or later if these launches continue. Me I no like wahala, make I comot jejely and go back to my village abeg. At least there I know the only missiles that can be lauched from the sky are the heavy hot pellets (not drops o) of rain that feel like stones.

13 comments:

Olówó said...

I heard that on NPR on my way to work this morning. Those North Koreans are crazy o! They said the launch failed sha (thank God) and it ended up in the Sea of Japan. You do have a point, why are they look for Dubya's trouble? Dey don forget sey the bobo na lame duck, he can just launch attack on N.Korea and not have to worry about re-election. Sha, before they start their madness, they should wait for me to be safely relocaed to naija.

Anonymous said...

nne,nuthing go happen.amen

Anonymous said...

Ada Nne, my all round new caster..from John Gay..oops legend to North Korea...Ol girl CNN ain't got nothing on you..I can't wait 4 d day u'll be reporting with this words ending..." Adaure A-ch-um-ba reporting, CNN news"

I'm rooting 4 ya, you're going to make it. Keep ya head up..Luv ya girl..and forget yellow boy....don't u know that choclate boys are better or u don't know, d blacker d berry, hmmm the sweetier d juice...let me go, my naughty self.. :-)!

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Biodun said...

U know d crazy people plan on testing more missles too, God help us

uknaija said...

Funny thing is America isn't particularly interested in fighting in North Korea. Because dem know say Kim wetin be im name dey craze well well. Na Iran and Iraq dem dey fit face...dey go make noise, keep quiet. sad but true

Onada - Fashion and Photography said...

Someone please call Mr. Kim and beg him !

NaijaBloke said...

So this stupid people called UN no go talk now,na when Mr Weed,oops my bad Mr Bush start hin own now dem go carry mouf dey drive rough for TV.

Well I trust Bush,hin no go waste time reply dem and that fool call Kim or wetin be the guy name just wan start another wahala again.

Well he knows better sha

Tutsy said...

Seems u have recovered from ur recent shock pretty well....lol. Thank God we didn't have to send flowers to u while admitted in the intensive care unit...lol omo the way u were going on about the Johnny betrayal...chei! fear catch me o! Anywayz Glory be to God u have moved on...lol

To the main point...Did u say them dey test bomb for near ur house? why all this drama now? if na me i go fear small o! Mehn u can't be too safe these days especially with all this anti-terrorist war bullsh*t......me i know say, one day one day God go deliver us sha.

Anthony Arojojoye said...

And some people say Obasanjo no try.
Even as he do sef, he no attract any missile or fight to Nigeria at all.
NIgerian High Commision in the US is organizing a submarine to evacuate all Nigerians in the US in the instance of missile attack.
Please be alert.

FabFemme said...

I heard about that o. How stupid can North Korea get... I guess some people just like to look for trouble...

Anonymous said...

its all political motivated rubbish...and the fact of the matter is that the U.S. will NEVER launch a stirke first policy on North Korea. any such action will definately open up the vault to world war three - thats a war noone will win. The U.S. constantly employs bully boy tactics. they can evade iraq and afghanistan but then a nuclear power launches a missle in the direction of Alaska and they run to the UN to press sanctions abi? lol...cowards.
Kim is a mad man no doubt - and his end shall be as unceremonial as the collapse of the old soviet union. watch out for the opening of the first macdonalds in North Korea. you dont fight these people by exchanging missiles - you sell them bigmacs.
No two countries with a McDonalds have ever gone to war with each other. No fear, you're safe.

Anonymous said...

Adaure my frien, u no dey follow politics well well. All nooklya country dey test dem missile when dem wan prove point. Di point Kim-Korea wan prove is dat we get nooklya missile, mek u no disturb us o! Only di ting backfire, as di missiles no do anyting. Still if not for all dem missile, dese Americans would have invade dem loooongest time. In fak, if Iraq get nooklya missile b4 dem bomb dem, invade dem and occupy dem, they no fit disturb dem. See di country now! Now dem wan disturb Iran. Na only dem frien dem wan get nooklya weapon. Di world no go gree o! Dam hypo...hypo... hippocritikals!