She Also Has Something against Africans
Another episode of ANTM has come an gone, never shying of drama. Today Brooke the girls form Corpus Christy decided to 'wig' out on Nnenna. I guess Nnenna's need tell John what her intentions for him are made her forget say no be im papa get phone. Brooke went into the phone booth and started spitting some unrelated rhymes about how she doesn't understand how Nnenna is a chemist and doesn't understand the concept of a phone. She went further to call my sister a 'bitch'. As Jealousy Parallelogram, like Evi-Edna once said. The bellus did not end there. I guess she became upset because Nnenna is always laughing at her and calling her a cry baby, because she does cry a lot. She went on to say that Nnenna thinks she is so special because she is African and if Africa is so great, then she should go back. AWWWW HEEELLLLLLAAAAA NAAAHHH!!!! That horse face did not just go there. Tell me she did not take it there o. I am surprised Nnenna did not get wind of that, I would like to see her reaction to such foolish statement. But as she rightfully said, does she look like she cares. The babe is safe and very close to winning this thing so all the haters suppose begin carry bag abeg.
So unto the challenge. The black tweedle-Dee and tweedle-dum after Jenny Craig, Richard and Ron Harris came to teach the girls how to 'swirl'. Na wa for job sha. The two grown men decided their goal in life was to be 'swirlers'. To teach people how to turn around in circles...Artistically'. In there very fake and bad cross between a British and wasp accent they proceeded to swirl saliva onto the camera. Since when did height end in 'th'.
Leslie struggled with her stiff high butt through out the show. Tyra said she has a duck butt, I think it is more like a chicken's. I guess no one appreciates her bakassi as much as Nigerian bros probably are.
The challenge was to 'swirl' at a church fashion show and win a diamond ring worth 25k. I think they were unfair to Nnenna by giving her nothing to swirl in. They gave her some mini skirt but gave the rest extra fabric that gave them more flair. Jade and Joanie were the competition in that but much to everyone's chagrin Jade was the better J. Still a self absorbed egotistical maniacical idiot. Far from hating, but by golly does she get on my nerves. Meanwhile, the black girls seem to be dominating on the challenges and picking each other. Wassup with that. Please spread the love.
Another half dry show, but again Nnenna is still safe. After winning last weeks Cover Girl of the Week, she nails her picture down with her mouth full of perfect white and shiny African teeth. Thanks to all those years of using Close-Up toothpaste. But come oh, has any body ever wondered whether the girl gets cold. How come when everybody is wearing sweat shirts, turtle neck and looking 'cold', my African sister decides to bust out wearing singlet/wife-beater. Is it just me wondering that? Anyways, that's all I have for you today, by the way Ms Jay stick to being a runway coach, that crumping thing you did can make a baby cry.