JOHN KARR NIGHTMARES
When I said I was going to dream about Johnny last night, I certainly was not expecting to dream about John 'creepy' Mark Karr. I mean what the heck is that about. So I went to bed and settled to start snoozing and dreaming about John Legend, my field of dandelions and the Ukulele. Why did I have a dream that John Mark Karr had kidnapped me instead. It was a very scary nightmare and it gave me the real feeling that there was an intruder in my room. So in the dream he was acting all crazy and wacky(no he was not playing his guitar as seen in the National Enquirer video) and trying to kill me. Anyways he had me tied down and then when I bit his fingers off his hand freaking came off and then he started laughing like a Dracula. That's when I woke up all sweating like I had just wrestled the Devil in a fight for my life. Trust me when I say it was not a good feeling at all. I did the sign of the cross turned the light on and went to check every where. I looked under my bed, went to lock my door and close my bathroom window. This is a sign that I have been watching too much news, Inside Edition and ET. I am sure I am not the only one having nightmares over this dude. I am sure all the little girls of America are petrified at the mention of this guys name. I can just imagine them screaming and saying 'John Mark Karr is under my bed'. Isn't that something? When nightmares are no longer about the 'cookie monsters' and 'ojuju-calabar' (as should be my case) but 'creepy pedophiles'. So from now on at least for the next 2 weeks I am detoxing and boycotting television news outside of work and being selective about what I watch. I'll be reaidng more news paper stuff. I just have to avoid seeing JMK's face again. May be I'll watch cartoons and MTV till the circus dies down. Meanwhile make sure you guys check out Christiane Amanpour's report on Osama Bin Laden on CNN at 9pm eastern. It should be pretty interesting. Trust Christy-Aman-Pizzle to BUUURING IT.