JOHN KARR NIGHTMARES
When I said I was going to dream about Johnny last night, I certainly was not expecting to dream about John 'creepy' Mark Karr. I mean what the heck is that about. So I went to bed and settled to start snoozing and dreaming about John Legend, my field of dandelions and the Ukulele. Why did I have a dream that John Mark Karr had kidnapped me instead. It was a very scary nightmare and it gave me the real feeling that there was an intruder in my room. So in the dream he was acting all crazy and wacky(no he was not playing his guitar as seen in the National Enquirer video) and trying to kill me. Anyways he had me tied down and then when I bit his fingers off his hand freaking came off and then he started laughing like a Dracula. That's when I woke up all sweating like I had just wrestled the Devil in a fight for my life. Trust me when I say it was not a good feeling at all. I did the sign of the cross turned the light on and went to check every where. I looked under my bed, went to lock my door and close my bathroom window. This is a sign that I have been watching too much news, Inside Edition and ET. I am sure I am not the only one having nightmares over this dude. I am sure all the little girls of America are petrified at the mention of this guys name. I can just imagine them screaming and saying 'John Mark Karr is under my bed'. Isn't that something? When nightmares are no longer about the 'cookie monsters' and 'ojuju-calabar' (as should be my case) but 'creepy pedophiles'. So from now on at least for the next 2 weeks I am detoxing and boycotting television news outside of work and being selective about what I watch. I'll be reaidng more news paper stuff. I just have to avoid seeing JMK's face again. May be I'll watch cartoons and MTV till the circus dies down. Meanwhile make sure you guys check out Christiane Amanpour's report on Osama Bin Laden on CNN at 9pm eastern. It should be pretty interesting. Trust Christy-Aman-Pizzle to BUUURING IT.
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7 comments:
i bet you fell asleep with your TV on?
Hello sweety-
Fortunately for you, old Johnny boy is interested in someone a fraction of your age with blue eyes. Trust me, you are safe!!! :)
@anon-- actually the tv was turned off, but I was actually watching something about JMK before I went to bed so may be that added to it.
@ ndidi.. that for the reassurance... i'll try to remember that in the nightmare and kick his butt..lol
a-d-a-u-r-e!u wont kill me.i hope nobody ll catch laughing in my office b4 they think say i don kolo
hahah sawwy hun.. Nickelodeon is a nice choice... I fall asleep to that or CSI. So u might be the one doing the investigation in your dreams lol. pele dear
Hahaha Ada which kain dream be that...Hmm ... Pele what did u eat before going to sleep,hope not that ur chicken periperi cos am sure if it was that u will be dreaming abt willie willie.
Christy-Aman-Pizzle.. LOL thats cute! I watched it too. Very interesting. As for your dream about "johnny" tooo funny. I guess you've been watching too much news.
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