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The Four Memes (or whatever)

I have been tagged by Icy...ngwa begin read and get to working on your own tag too


FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE

1. Video Production Assistant (aka Camera Woman)
2. Aunty Adaure (aka House girl/Hair Braider/ Babysitter/ Laundryman and Cook)
3. Bojangles Customer Service Rep (aka Fast Food Cashier...quit the job after two weeks and became vegetarian)
4. Journalist with local ABC and CBS stations, a newspaper and an intern for a cable network (aka busting my ass for that resume)


FOUR FICTIONAL JOBS YOU WISH YOU HAD
1. Princess Adaure of the Serengeti (it is a tough job ruling a Kingdom)
2. President (haven't decided what country that's why it is fictional)
3. First Woman to Play in the NBA
4. Music Video Ho (I actually wrote a poem about it because it is so unattainable for me)

bonus: Bollywood Actress :)


FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN
1. Sound of Music
2. Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet (the one with Mary from Jesus on Nazareth)
3. Kuch Kuch Ho Tai
4. Eve's Bayou

CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN
1. Lagos, Nigeria (Iwaya Rd Onike, Oworonshoki, Akoka)
2. Charlotte NC
3. Durham, Chapel Hill NC
4. Santa Maria CA

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Anderson Cooper 360/ and whatever else I catch on CNN
2. Desperate Housewives
3. Girlfriends
4. ANTM

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION/TRAVELED TO
1. Orlu/ Owerri/ My Village ...Imo State Nigeria
2. Benin, Edo State
3. Disney World, Orlando FL
4. Myrtle Beach SC....I felt like I was going to get lynched any moment

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. Yahoo
2. Blogger and Company
3. CNN
4. Google

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. Ramen Noodles or Banquet Microwave Dinner(Na Condition make Crayfish bend)
2. Freshly pound yam and Ofe Owerri with Eju and Isam (veg. soup with snails and periwinkle)
3. Garri with Ogbono with Bitter leaf and assorted
4. Rice and fried goat or cow meat stew

FOUR THINGS YOU WON'T EAT
1. Akpu (pounded cassava fufu)
2. Sushi
3. Amala
4. Cherries (allergic....they cause my ears and throat to itch like crazy)

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD EAT OR DRINK RIGHT NOW
1. SHRIMP, lots of it, as in I am in cloud 9 thinking about it ....but I am allergic.
2. Ribena or Lucozade
3. I am kinda craving Chinese as I type
4. A good fufu meal with Egusi Soup (just regular is manageable for me)

FOUR THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM
1. A hot mess ( shoes, clothes, cups and plates everywhere)
2. No bloke
3. Knife and Fork
4. a packed mini-suit case


FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD IN YOUR BEDROOM
1. A water bed
2. A jacuzzi
3. A chilled bottle of Don P.
4. John Legend

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Brown ankara/abada Wrapper with blue stars
2. Brown bra and pant to match
3. slippers
4. ok.....count my braids in too (I Swear I am not making this up)


FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. On a Mediterranean beach with John Legend
2. Rocking some runway in Paris or Milan
3. In Iraq or Afghanistan covering the War
4. In Nigeria (it'll be kinda crowded don't ya'll think)


FOUR FICTIONAL PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Under the Sea ( Little Mermaid)
2. A World with PEACE
3. The Land of Milk and Honey... from the Bible
4. Lagos without Smog and Traffic Jam


FOUR PEOPLE YOU’D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH
1. Oprah
2. Nelson Mandela
3. Christiane Amanpour
4. John Legend

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW
1. hmh.... I am not sure if I can reveal what's 'really' on my mind
2. Packing up for Christmas in Nigeria
3. Why do I have breasts and periods
4. My next career move

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS
1. My family
2. the love of my life
3. my dear friends
4. Just being Me.... plain ol' Adaure....ya'll know there's none better than the original

FOUR PEOPLE YOU TAG
1. Kulutempa
2. Onada
3. Nneka
4. Aba Boy
bonus: All of you as Mr. Tortoise would say