Tuesday, October 03, 2006

STAY OFF DRUGS AMERICA

And Drinks That Sound Like Drugs

It is bad enough that Addy is a hyper chick to begin with, but why did I decide to exacerbate the matter. I hadn't gotten much sleep this weekend and was worn out from driving. Drank so much 'COKE' as well so I also had sugar in my system. Then someone told me about some drink called 'XSTACY' and actually brought me a bottle. The name alone should have warned me to steer clear. Apparently this energy drink is made up of natural herbs and caffeine. Because of this it is a lot better than caffeinated sodas, coffee and other energy drinks on the market, or so the label says. Basically this thing is the shiznitz and floors that Red-bullshit any day. I am literally spastic and bouncing off the wall even though it is almost midnight. Funny thing is I had only half the content of the 'maltina' size bottle. Chei God please help me sleep tonight biko. I also heard there is some drink out there called 'COCAINE' that is causing quite a stir amongst activists in the black community. What is this world turning to nowadays. We can actually get the feeling of being on these street drugs by just looking in our grocers refrigerator. Who the heck gave thse people license to operate by the way. It is the same nonsense FDA abi. Government conspiracy to drug America. What's next drinks called 'METH', 'CRACK', 'HEROIN', 'VIAGRA'. I can just imagine what the drink 'WEED' or 'MARIJUANA' will taste like. Nasty as heck. Anyways my advise to all of you who like to try experimental and psychedelic drugs, try counting to 100 to get over your craving or find bitter kola to chew.

5 comments:

Bella Naija said...

lol...adaure....there is an energy drink called 'REHAB'so when u finish consuming all the other drinks, you can have some of that to mellow down..lol :)

http://popsugar.com/37022

nosa101 said...

LMFAO

Oyinbodudu said...

...lmao @ chewing Kola. Brings back memories from the village meyn. Next thing i know you'll suggest using chewing on chewing stick.

BlkAthena said...

Ms. Adaure~
Are you coming to the alumni banquet this year? I don't know if I am or not. Def will be on the lookout for this Xstacy drink now. I need that kind of kick in th emiddle of the work day. But is the name of the drink appropriate for work??? :/ I don't want to give anybody any ideas....

Adaure said...

@Blk AThena.. unfortunately I won't be coming. The drink is appropriate for work.. but if you feel funy about it you can always put it in a coke or 'root bear' bottle. Lol

@Bella.. I didn't know about Rehab, I'll go try that one next.